Paid Admiral Bulldog for coaching sessions, honest review.
Okay so a word of advice. While Henrik 'AdmirlBulldog' Ahnberg is undoubtedly one of the best DotA2 players this world has ever seen, if not the best; I wouldn't recommend his coaching service. He spent 30 minutes in one game telling me things like "Obtain the poo-poo pee-pee Sword if you want to take their shrines"(this is a few days ago, shrines aren't a thing anymore) - said "CSLUL" extremely loud in Discord whenever I missed a cs.... made me reassign all my hotkeys to the Numpad for some reason and when I had last pick vs an Anti Mage he told me to pick Wraith King & go naked Diffusal blade because it would counter him. I'm not sure why I listened.
I've went down 400 mmr but I payed for a bunch of sessions so kinda didn't want to waste money after the first one. Just a heads up to anyone considering trying his services.